If your date is 2.5 hours late picking you up...
UNDATABLE!
UNDATABLE!
If that same date shows up to your office the next day with these in hand...
TOTALLY DATEABLE!
Thanks B! You're forgiven! :)
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UNDATABLE!
The following blog chronicles the dating lives of two girls in the U.C....not to be confused with the O.C. Some names have been changed to protect the innocent. And by innocent, we of course mean douche bags.
If Your Date Shows Up Wearing A Shirt Covered In One Of These...
UNDATABLE!
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About US
- G & J
- We're not sure how to say this, so we'll just put it out there...we're kind of a big deal. People know us. Which has brought us to this place. Our blog. We've been on the singles scene for a substantial amount of time, so we've been around the block a time or two, and have had some experiences that no girl should ever have to endure. EVER. Our advice: If you're a single guy, and have ever done anything that remotely relates to the stories being told, do us all a favor and remove yourself from the singles scene until you've been able to get your "stuff" together, work through these issues, and are able to reintegrate yourself back into the dating scene, issue-free. You're welcome!
You Might Be Undatable If...
- ~You ask your girlfriend's brother, who is a dentist, to do $7,500 worth of dental work on you and don't end up paying him a dime.
- ~You propose after the first date.
- ~You get your hair cut at Sports Cuts. Or Bikini Cuts.
- ~You filed for bankruptcy because you're $850,000 in debt.
- ~If you ask her if she can get you Jazz tickets...but she's allowed to come as your date...UNDATABLE! (Congrats Mike D! You officially made it.)
- ~You make your girlfriend delete her Facebook due to your own insecurities.
- ~You've ever told your girlfriend that you're glad that you're the better looking half.
- ~You've had a "homosexual experience". Ever.
- ~You have a pair of your last girlfriends dirty underwear under your bed...and despite not having any dust on them, you claim that they've been there "At least 6 months!"
- ~ You date a girl for 2 1/2 years and never pay for a single date.
- ~ You have ever sent a text that says..."Do you want me to pee on you?"
- ~ You forge your girlfriends signature on a legally binding contract and she's forced to press charges due to your inability to take responsibility... AND then you tell everyone she asked you to sign said contract.
- ~ Your family defines the term "HOT MESS!"
- ~You've ever played Dungeons & Dragons in Pioneer Park on Saturday morning.
- ~ You've played Dungeons & Dragons. Ever.
- ~You love your True Religion jeans more than your girlfriend.
- ~ You believe it's okay to invite your parents to double with you guys...on your first date.
- ~ Upon picking her up for the first date, you call her sweet little dog a rat.
- ~ You add your current girlfriends best friend on Facebook, and send her IM's and emails, in the hopes of dating her too.
- ~ You have ever cheated. Ever.
- ~ You have ever used the phrase..."Of course I want a girlfriend. Just not one I have to see everyday."
- ~ You call her to bail you out of jail, the day following your first date.
- ~ You spend more money on personal training sessions then you do on getting your teeth fixed.
- ~ You show up at her house after 10 pm, wearing basketball shorts.
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